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Random Quote reload "Yoda about to kick ass and gnaw on his gimer stick. And he's all outta gimer stick." ―The description field on Image:SeriousYoda.jpg Random Featured Sithspawn reload The Great Jawa Revolt was a brief, fierce uprising in 17 ABY on the planet Tatooine, which was launched by the native Jawas. They lost. Based foremost in the former smuggling capital of Mos Eisley, its origins were the perceived economic grievances of the Ha'ap clan. At first, peaceful demonstrations outside government buildings were the rule, but when New Republic officials made the mistake of deploying Sand People gendarmes supplied by an allied tribe, ethnic rivalry became involved. The revolt itself was ignited by the events of what became known as "Bloody Twin Sunday", when a unit of gendarmes fired on protesters, killing ninety-seven Jawa children, and made Jawa juice from the remains. Outraged, the Ha'ap clan invoked Rule 19 of the Articles of Mutual Defense and Indiscriminate Slaughter (version 2.0), which required all Jawa clans to take up arms and indiscriminately slaughter any race that has attacked them, except krayt dragons (this was taken out due to more jawas dying from just one krayt dragon attack, which looked eerily like a game of pikmin, than were slaughtered in the first place, thus the revision). (Read more…) Did you know… … that despite its determination to kill Dugs, the Zillo Beast had an amazing personality? … that Darth Maul's legs were married and had two children, an arm, a torso, and a right foot? … that kolto has been linked to serious side effects and you may be entitled to monetary compensation? … that Force lightning could be deflected by a Force lightning rod? … that Teebo was a fanatical believer in the divinity of C-3PO? … that Lady Tarkin, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rieekan, called her husband "Huffy"? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Evil Genius of the Month November's Evil Genius of the Month... for now: derpyy All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! Nominate a user for this award

The Bothan Herald As long as Bambi's mother won't be slaughtered by Tusken raiders. That would mess with continuity. Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice. Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk. Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis! Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side. Happy Captions reload "Sell my mother into slavery for three magic beans? Okay..." Nominate a caption Random Article of Eviltude reload Conversation of a vandal, a bunch of other people and a Wookiee

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