Zez-Kai Ell

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Zez-Kai Ell
Biographical information

well, one thing for sure, it was a planet


Oh he was born alright


I'd say 8 years after some Sith lord was killed by some redeemed Sith lord.

Physical description





Well, As high as your imagination

Hair color

His hair was like that old hermit's but he was bald in the middle

Eye color

when I say brown, I mean dark, dudes!



Personal shit
Chronological and political information

Some time during the discovery of the Star Forge

Known masters

Darth Saruman

Known apprentices

no name

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Zez-Kai Ell.
"Maybe the Jedi High Council made a mistake by making you an exile. We regret that. You were the only one who.... returned from the...... wait.... after that session, Master Vrook threw a party but the Disco ball broke down. *You* were the only one who could fix it..."
―Zez-Kai Ell, to the Jedi Exile in Nar Shaddaa

Zez-Kai Ell was a wise idiot... I mean... Jedi Master. He was most idolized by that Padawan over there. That Padawan over there became Ell's Padawan, eventually.


"On the day that I was handed over to the Jedi, I became a Jedi."
―Ell, during his free time

Zez-Kai Ell grew up as a rich young pimp. At a very young age, not young, we're talking child here young, he owned a very large emporium for pimps. He was well respected. An offworld traveler overthrew him and mailed him to the Jedi for some reasons.

He was accepted and trained. He grew up tall. He became friends and hooked up with his fellow master cool guardian guy and had a spawned a young frog. He died due to their stupidity.

Zez-Kai Ell, along with Vrook Lamar and Master Kavar, sucked dry by some old hag

Powers and Abilities

Zez-Kai Ell knew a lot of lightsaber techniques, though he was nothing compared to the all-powahful Darth Revan. He knew how to tie his own shoe laces, but he didn't know how to make his own bed.