Yutani

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Adolf...–I mean Yutani
Biographical information
Homeworld

Ich war in Österreich während des Krieges

Born

Certainly not the same year Hitler was born

Died

In a bunker during the Yuuzhan Vong War

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Hair color

Black and stringy

Eye color

Aryan blue

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Rebel Alliance

Yutani, a.k.a. Rebel Hitler, was a Rebel scout and not a psychopathic mass-murderer, who served as a heavy weapons specialist. During the briefing with Mon Mothma and Admiral Ackbar on Home One, he made helpful suggestions, like. "Outflank them with the cruisers, then send in the Mon Cal laser batteries. Destroy the scum! Wir dezimieren sie! Fängt so das Mittelschmerz an! Zerquetschen Sie die imperialen Schweinhunde! I mean, uh, fight for freedom and... happy rainbows and puppies."

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