Ysanne Isard

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Isard testifying in front of the Galactic Subcommittee on Post-Imperial Warlord Affairs.
Ysanne Isard
Biographical information
Homeworld

Coruscant

Born

30 BBY

Died

9 ABY

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Hair color

Gray/Black

Eye color

Red and blue believe it or not

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
  • Rise of the Empire era
  • Rebellion era
  • New Republic era
Affiliation

Galactic Empire

Ysanne Isard was Empress of the Galaxy from 4 ABY–6 ABY. Following her expulsion from Coruscant by the cosmetically superior forces of Rouge Squadron, she fled to Thyferra and made eight clones of herself so she could keep coming back in as many books as possible.

Tragically, she suffered from a unique genetic mutation that caused a fatal reaction in anyone who maintained physical contact with her for too long. She also had Ocular Exovar Syndrome. She killed many people. Caused the deaths of three Imperial Governors, and Sate Pestage, along with thousands of Coruscanti during the launch of her Super Star Destroyer, Lusankya from the base of Coruscant. Many, many people died...

By the way, many Imperial men had intense crushes on her. Fortunately, expensive psychological therapy cured them of it.

See also