Yoda's hut

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Yoda's hut was a primitive dwelling on Dagobah where Yoda lived. It was built out of sticks, mud, and Yoda's own feces. He built it shortly after his arrival at the end of Revenge of the Sith, at which point Yoda made a long to-do list of improvements, such as: build a driveway, build a garage, thatch the roof, build a patio, build plumbing, build study walls, build glass windows, install insulation, build gutters... as of The Empire Strikes Back, Yoda had yet to accomplish a single one of his goals.

Stashed in the back of Yoda's hut (as revealed in the Lego Star Wars original trilogy game) was a television set infused with the power of the Dark Side. This, as it turns out, was where Yoda watched all of his disgusting, nasty porn.