Yaddle

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Yaddle Skidaddle
Biographical information
Homeworld

Frogger

Born

A very long time ago

Died

Yes

Physical description
Species

Frog

Gender

4

Height

0.62 meters

Hair color

Care to find out? (wink, wink)

Eye color

Yes

Cybernetics

None you spoon!!

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Yes

Affiliation

Maybe

Known masters

Is that a trick question

Known apprentices

Red

"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps!"
―Yaddle[src]

Yaddle was an insanely attractive female Frog who, after a civil war broke out on her homeplanet of Frogger, was kidnapped by her fellow Frog and lover, Yoda, who brought her to the Jedi Temple, knocked her up with Kermit, and trained as a part-time Jedi. She later served as a model and dancer for Poopa the Hutt.

Behind the scenes

Yaddle was portrayed by Mother Time herself, Elizabeth Taylor in the Star Wars films.

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