Wookiee-Nookie

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Wookiee-Nookie
You gonna get raped
Conflict:
Date:

Anytime

Place:

Anywhere

Outcome:

<insert name here> got raped.

Combatants

Madclaw!

<insert name here>

Commanders

Wookiee Goldberg

<insert name here>

Strength

<insert name here>

Casualties

none

  • <insert name here>
  • <insert name here>'s marriage
  • <insert name here>'s credit
  • <insert name here>'s cornhole
  • <insert name here>'s other various holes
  [Source]
"OH NO, THE HORROR, THE HAIR, -UGH- THE TEETH, THE CLAWS,-AUCH- THE STENCH, OH NO, WHY ME?? WHY WAS I EVER BORN?? SHOOT ME FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY PLEASE SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!!!!"
―Average Wookiee-Nookie victim

Wookiee-Nookie, or: Kashyyyk-fornication in Basic is a combination between PWN and making love, it would happen when one aroused a Madclaw! Every single person, even Kyle Katarn (Wookiees are known Katarn hunters), would commit some sort of suicide before, during or after Wookiee-Nookie. For example, when faced with the prospect of mass Wookiee-Nookiee, Gonzo shot himself. Wookiee-Nookiee was a fate worse then Sand People torture and perhaps worse then having your planet destroyed, the latter is disputed however. Kshyy vines were sometimes used by Wookiees who were also extreme bondage fetishists.

Wookiee Nookie Survivors

The following is a list of confirmed and alleged non-Wookiee Wookiee-Nookie survivors:

See also

References


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