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"Relieved statement: He's not in here..."

WeeGee was God's helpful droid, built by the blessed hand of He From Whose Loins Hath Sprouted Forth Our Blessed Lord and Saviour. It was a giant metal arm, attached to a ball that hovered on repulsorlifts ripped out of a speeder bike. It had a single eye sticking out the top and "wore" a tool belt around its ball-waist.

Being God's droid, WeeGee was the most bad-ass thing that ever existed. When HK-47 powered down for the night, he checked the closet to make sure WeeGee wasn't waiting for him. WeeGee didn't download information; it stared down computer terminals with its lens. WeeGee had three spare copies of the Death Star plans, but never told anyone.

At times WeeGee could metamorphose into a cartoonish Human figure who looked very much like Luigi. WeeGee never spoke, and his powerfully blank stare could stop all conversation in a room and have strange effects on anyone who stared back. The discovery of this special power led to WeeGee's turn to the dark side as an unstoppable force of evil. It is believed that, at this point, God created Mama Luigi to counteract WeeGee's unlimited powah.


  • In your closet...or...RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!