Wank

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"Wank. Wank. Wank ko kyenga see."
―The mating call of the wank

A Wank was a creature from Endor. It had a strange self defense system, known as wanking.

Varieties

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In keeping with Endor's ridiculously diverse biosphere, there were many varieties of wank. Below is a list of known wank subspecies ordered from most to least common.

  • White common wank
  • Wide-tailed wank
  • Lesser Pil Diller wank
  • Vigorous swamp wank
  • Furtive subterranean wank
  • Spotted miniature wank