Some abandoned planet
a long time ago, but somehow in the future
some time after the EMO-Hippie War by some old fag
Ain't he high enough, ain't he low enough
hmm, he was blind
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Some cool dude
so many that he drowned
- "Always rushing into action without thinking of the consequences. What, you're expecting thanks? Well... Thanks!"
- ―Vrook to the Jedi Exile
Vrook Lamar was one of the most stupid Jedi ever to walk on the face of the galaxy. He was full of powah yet he didn't use it to make peace. *sigh*... When he was young, he wasn't old. He was just young. Oh and by the way, he's an anti-evil, though he's evil.
When Vrook was still in his father's testicles, he was the master of all sperms in it. He scored with all female sperms. On the day of his departure, he passed through a very small tube and landed safely on the other deck. He raced towards a huge sphere due north. It was the bottom of the ninth. He dug as fast as he could and he buckled up.
End of everything, stupid
- "Old sons of bitches..."
- ―Darth Traya
On the Day when the Jedi Exile finally returned as a full Jedi, Vrook decided, along with Zez-Kai Ell and Master Kavar, to cut off the exile from the force. Then some old fagged lady barged in and sucked them all up, dry.
That day, Vrook and his fellow Masters ended up dry from the inside...