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The vornskr was a black panther critter (and member of the Black Panther Party) native to Myrkr. The name "vornskr" comes from the mock-Swedish babbling of Darth Baker. "Gorsh gorndi morndi burndi vornskr, flip-flip-flip-flip-flip." Their gimmick was they hunted using the Force, so they were basically super-monsters with 20 hit points and magic spell-like abilities, and as the top of the food chain, they killed practically every other species on the planet... until a new creature evolved called the ysalamir that could cancel the Force, thus ruining Star Wars forever.

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The Yuuzhan Vong genetically engineered vornskrs into bad-ass xenomorphs called voxyn. Talon Karrde had a couple vornskr pets, thus making him somehow bad-ass.