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―Utapau, howling

Utapau, also known as the Whiffle Planet, was a hollow world that was chock full of holes. The holes were formed when bacteria consumed the lactic acid in the planet's mantle, releasing carbon dioxide gas and leaving giant shafts in the pizza crust. Every year, the local Utapauns complained vociferously to the local town council to fill in the holes, but the local government wasted all their money on bridges to nowhere and self-esteem education programs.

Oh yeah, and that Confederate bigshot General Grievous got himself killed there, by Obi-Wan Kenobi, no less. He got shot with a blaster, and fire came out of his eyes while he screamed. It was the third funniest death ever, especially considering Master Kenobi's reaction.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Utapau.