User:Gonk

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This Darthipedian is an Administrator of the site. That means this user can destroy you with the slightest thought.

If you should dare to attempt communication with so daunting a being, you may do so on this user's talk page. All that will be left of you is a chalk outline, but at least you'll have satisfied your curiosity.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see.
Jerome Hildebrant Knickerbocker
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Destroying planets

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"I saw this coming."
"Why didn't you say anything?"
"If I said something every time I saw something coming, we'd never get anything done.
"
―Arthur and Larry, The Larry Sanders Show

Hi, I'm Gonk (a.k.a. G*nk), the founder and only current bureaucrat of Darthipedia. I was also a Wookieepedia administrator and an occasional contributor to Memory Alpha.

I also created Gonkipedia. Yes, you read that right.

You can read the entire sordid account of how Darthipedia was created here.

Obligatory Goodbye Message

Since man first banded together in tribes to huddle in trees for warmth and protection, he has yearned for meaning—some measure of understanding in a confounding and threatening world. "Why am I here? What am I to do?", early man might have been heard to ask, though not so intelligibly.

Out of fear developed community. From community, fascism. And from that, the pinnacle of human evolution: the humor wiki.

When I began Darthipedia, I didn't know very much for sure about how it would all develop, but one thing I was very sure of was that it would attract users. It would not be one of those Wikia with maybe a dozen total edits.

Why was I so sure? One simple reason:

Star Wars is easy and fun to mock.

As we march onward toward the blazing, searing dawn of tomorrow, following the path of righteousness and Gonkliness, wherever it may lead us…let us not forget that. Let it, rather, be our guiding principle. Easy. Fun. Mock.

Right now, just as at the beginning, I can't predict exactly how things will develop. But I do have a dream.

I dream that Darthipedia will continue to be a thousand times cooler than Wookieepedia, until finally, one day, the Wookieepedia administrators have to come to our IRC channel begging for some users, and we will blithely toss them some of our more disposable people.

I dream that Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica will surrender to our awesomeness and beg, BEG to continue their feeble, wretched existences as our abject thralls.

And most fervently, I dream that you will all die because you suck and you're jerks and I hate you and that's why I'm leaving and power has corrupted you all etc. etc. </flounce>

DARTHIPEDIA IS VICTORIOUS ON ALL FRONTS! Gonk (Gonk!) 14:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Gonk's Current Status

Really not here. I'll be back... not soon, but I'll be back.

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More Gonkly Goodness

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The Mads encourage you to visit my somewhat less developed Wookieepedia userpage.

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