Unidentified obstetrician

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Unknown
Biographical information
Homeworld

Unknown

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Hair color

Gray

Eye color

Gray, mysterious

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

New Republic era

Affiliation

Unknown

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An unidentified obstetrician assisted Leia Organa Solo with the delivery of Jacen and Jaina Solo, the Jedi twins. His name has been lost to history. What dark secrets lay hiding in this mysterious man's past? Surely as he watched the future Sith Lord Jacen emerge, bloody and bawling, from Leia's hyperextended vagina, he had a glimmering of the horror he was unleashing upon the galaxy? Of course he did. Just look in his eyes. He mocks us all with his thumbs-up. Surely he was an agent of Vergere or of the Sith Empire itself, but we shall never know.