Troig

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Troig
Planet of origin

Pollillus

Height of average adult

2 meters

Skin color

Green, brown

Hair color

Any

Distinctions

Two freakin' heads

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Troigs were an odd species of two-headed aliens from... eh, nowhere important. Each head had its own mind and personality. They usually hated each other. Going to the bathroom was a major chore for both and usually resulted in an argument. Sleeping arrangements were similarly awkward. Sex between Troigs was too bizarre to even go into here. On the good side, watching a Troig get into a fistfight with itself was hilarious.

Troigs had a natural banter between the heads that made them excellent radio talk show hosts and sports announcers (one for play-by-play, one for color commentator, and they only get one paycheck).

Darth Fodesinbeed Annodue remains the most famous Troig in history.