Toydarian

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Toydarian
Planet of origin

Toydaria

Height of average adult

1.2 m

Skin color

Blue, green, pink

Distinctions

Wings, trunk, pot belly

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The Toydarians were a species of winged creatures with a kind of pan-ethnic disposition. Their homeworld, Toydaria, was located near the Hutt homeworld of Nal Hutta, leading to centuries of close diplomatic ties between the Toydarians and Hutts... and possibly a little bit of interbreeding, because Toydarians somehow acquired the Hutts' resistance to Jedi mind tricks and love of money.

Toydarians had tiny wings which maneuvered them through the air but played little part in their actual flight. Their bellies were filled with buoyant gas, so they basically floated around like balloons. Toydarian gymnasts could bend themselves into balloon animals. Many Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species were possessed of an irresistible urge to swat Toydarians out of the air.

The government of the Toydarians was a monarchy with a feudal system. How old-fashioned. The king was chosen for supreme executive power by a female Toydarian who lived in a lake and conferred a sword upon him; he could be distinguished from the rest of the citizens because he didn't have shit all over him.

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