Tipoca City

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Rainclouds gather over Tipoca City... again

Tipoca City was a rain-drenched city on Kamino surrounded by constant floods. It wasn't technically in the middle of the ocean, just constantly deluged by rain. Tipoca was home to the Space Needle, the headquarters of Kybucks Coffee, and the Kingdome, before Jango Fett accidentally blew it up with his rocket launcher. Numerous half-constructed monorails traversed the city, interfering with traffic and sometimes falling off the rails and sinking into the floodwaters. Tipoca was the birthplace of many famous rock musicians... but not Max Rebo. Actual good ones. The best fresh fish in the galaxy was available in Tipoca. Also, some annoying Kaminoan guy named "Frasier" had a radio show there.

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