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Don't look down... it's a Theelin! (artistic rendering may not be accurate below the waistline)
"Hey, baby, that's a nice little black dress you're wearing... and you sure look hot in your high hee – oh my God, you're hideous! Get away from me!"
―Typical guy meeting a Theelin girl in a club

Theelin were a race of near-humans that were almost always seen from the waist up... because they had grotesque disgusting elephant feet!

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Theelin.