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You think this is silly? Wait 'til you see the Gungan cities
"On second thought, let's not conquer Theed. It is a silly place."
Nute Gunray

Theed was the wacky capital of Nabooboo. Well, the capital of the Humans of Naboo, anyway. The Gungans didn't really count, and their capital city, Otoh Gunga, was made up of fart bubbles. The person who named Theed had a stuffy nose.

Queen Amidala lived in Theed during the Invasion of Naboo, where she dealt with the situation by sitting in a chair and telling the Trade Federation to please stop. This strategy failed, and the Federation forces entered the city without any resistance. But then Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi stumbled onto the situation and saved the day, and the Naboobians celebrated! They blew their boo-doovers, they banged their jar-binklers, they beat their trim tuchis, they slammed their sio-bibblers, and oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise!

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Theed.