The Star Wars Holiday Special

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"What's Life Day all about? Why, it's... it's... you know, I have no idea— let's look it up on Wookieepedia."

The Star Wars Holiday Special was a two hour (with commercials) long movie, starring a Golden Girl, a masturbating Wookiee, as well as a four-armed Julia Child. It was made when George Lucas got drunk one night and filmed two hours of Wookiees getting high and Carrie Fisher embarrassing herself. It has a rating of X-Canon, and supersedes all other canon. A sequel is on its way, apparently.

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