The Greatest Jedi Ever

From Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wiki, currently editing over 582,970,995 articles
Jump to: navigation, search
"I is teh Greatest Jedi Ever! Now shut up and Die!"
―Kyle Katarn after too much Corellian ale

The Greatest Jedi Ever is a title indisputably claimed by Kyle Katarn himself. There are other, less informed minority groups who claim that a frog is the best, or Mr. Choose-your-own-adventures-bestseller, or even "chosen one"; these organizations, however, have only not been destroyed and their traces removed because of Kyle's all-seeing dry sense of humor. The same is true for the endless (pointless) debates raised in certain groups which raise this question.

However, Kyle's patience is thinning, and he really wants a good excuse to destroy your planet with his Bryar pistol. Any further discussion will result in planet destruction.

See also

  • God
  • See above