The Gonk Crusades
- "Only one thing stands between Gonk and his sacred vision of world domination... Stupidity."
- ―The Gonk Crusades tagline
The Gonk Crusades is on indefinite hiatus. You can get caught up if you missed Book I, II, or III by scrolling down to the Archive section.
Gonk – deity/power droid
Robo-Pope – one of the founders of the Church of G*nk
Supergeeky – superhero with a sort of "geek" theme
Acky – the humorously ethnic member of the group
Jedimca – Jedi Knight and friend to Acky
Pinky – the quiet one
M.A.D.C.L.A.W. – Mechanical, Absolutely-Destructive Cybernetic Laser-Actuated Wookiee
Special guest stars
Special guest villains
Occasionally Asked Questions
Q: When's the next one?
A: The Gonk Crusades is released on a fairly regular schedule, but that schedule varies from book to book. Check the History tab of this page to see when the most recent installments were added, and extrapolate from there. Note that, on occasion, special bonus installments will come out—or, conversely, an installment may be delayed for various reasons.
Q: How many books will there be?
A: Maybe three, maybe six. Nine is a remote, but distinct, possibility. (Kind of like Star Wars.)
Q: I noticed many of these characters are based on actual Darthipedians. Can I be in The Gonk Crusades?
A: Probably not. At this time, the scripts for all planned future installments are complete.
Q: Who is responsible for this travesty?
A: Direct all your rancor (but please not your rancors) to Gonk. Occasionally, Gonk has solicited ideas from other Darthipedians, but in the interest of protecting their identities, he has claimed their ideas as his own.