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- Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice.
- Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk.
- Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis!
- Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side.