Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, also called The Good One, was the second fifth Star Wars film, directed by Darth Kersh and starring the same kids from the last one, plus Billy Dee Williams as Landau Lando Calrissian.

Opening Crawl

Episode V
It is not as great a time to be a
member of the Rebellion as one might
have expected. Although the Death
Star has been destroyed, Darth Vader
survived and flew away at the end of
the last movie, guaranteeing a 

In what might have been a cool thing
to actually show, Imperial troops have 
driven the Rebel forces from their 
hidden base and pursued them across
the galaxy.

Fooled by a misleading ad campaign, 
a group of freedom fighters led by 
Luke Skywalker have begun the worst
vacation ever on the remote ice world 
of Hoth....


A Hoth Time in the Old Town Tonight

Luke Skywalker decides to investigate a meteorite, because obviously Hoth doesn't get enough of them. He doesn't get far before a wampa decides to investigate him. Han Solo leaves him to his doom.

"General, I gotta leave; I can't stay here."
"I'm sorry you feel that way."
"Well, there's a price on my head, and if I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a dead man."
"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. We oughta know. We're freakin' REBELS. Each and every ONE of us has a death mark from the freakin' GALACTIC EMPIRE. But no, you go ahead and quit; wouldn't want you to get all scared of a single damn slug.
―Han Solo and Carlist Rieekan

After quitting the Rebellion forever, Han nearly gets it on with Leia Organa right in the middle of a corridor, in front of everyone. She's visibly tempted—since there's no more work-related awkwardness involved—but somebody mentions Wookiee-Nookie and spoils the moment.