Spontaneous dental hydroplosion
Spontaneous dental hydroplosion is a terrible disease affecting approximately one in every thousand house/hut-holds in the Kingdom of Tonga.
- Teeth feel watery.
- Teeth turn to liquid.
- Teeth drip down the back of throat.
- Teeth re-solidify in stomach.
- Teeth bite a hole in stomach.
How to spread this disease
Currently, the only way this disease can spread is through coming in sexual contact with a person carrying hotdog fingers. While tempting as it may sound, we strongly suggest avoiding sex with a hotdog fingers carrier. Your life may depend on it.