Siri Tachi

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Siri Tachi practiced polygamy. She had five husbands: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett, Palpatine, Orn Free Taa and Yoda. They divorced her, when they discovered she had others. Grievous PWN3D her, when she flirted with his wife Asajj Ventress. Her Force ghost says that she's available.

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