Simon the Killer Ewok

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Simon the Killer Ewok
Biographical information
Homeworld

Endor

Born

A long time ago in a galaxy far away...

Died

Never, he's a God, Remember?

Physical description
Species

Care-bear

Gender

Male

Height

Very short

Hair color

brown

Cybernetics
  • SAM launcher
  • 108mm slugthrower
  • Electronic bagpipe
  • Coffee grinder
Chronological and political information
Known masters

Himself, duh.

Known apprentices

All the other carebears in his herd

Simon the Killer Ewok was a sadistic and mentally deranged Ewok who racked up large killing sprees. He was particularly efficient against stormtroopers. Simon in battle was everywhere and nowhere, suddenly surprising his victims with a blast to the head from his staff before consuming them. He was effectively indestructible and praised by those Ewoks not worried about becoming his next meal.

Behind the scenes

Simon played by Bill Cosby.
  • Simon was portrayed by Bill Cosby.
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