Shawn the Stoned AT-ST

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"Aw, man... I don't know what the heck is goin' on..."
"Wow, those little guys are flyin'. That's, like, y'know, wow."
―Shawn the Stoned AT-ST at the Battle of Endor

Shawn the Stoned AT-ST was an underachieving All Terrain Scout Transport manufactured on Kuat at 4:20 local time. His interior was filled with a thick, pleasant-smelling cloud of vapor that distracted the stormtroopers assigned to drive him. When left unattended, Shawn sneaked off behind a barracks and lit up whatever marijuana he could find. Shawn was tangentially involved in the development of the All Terrain Walking Tactical Fighter.

Shawn participated in the Battle of Endor. He spent most of the battle watching Ewoks fly their skin gliders around, muttering to himself in bemused admiration. He later died slipping on some logs. The various components of Shawn the Stoned AT-ST were gathered up by Ewok witch-doctors and used to treat migraines, fibromyalgia, and feeling bummed out.