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Addictive substances... stay away from those limes, man
"I need some salt, man."
"Go ahead."
"I need it
now, man!" [draws switchblade] "I need it now or I'm gonna bleed ya, man!"
"Look, put the knife away. It's on every table next to the pepper and it's free.
―An Arcona visits a local Applebee's

Salt, or sodium chloride, was a common flavoring spice used all over the galaxy. No, not a spice, just a spice. Salt was perfectly safe and not addictive at all.


(piano chord)

You were an Arcona.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Salt.
Emperor Jimbo commands you to see the real article for Salt.

To the Arcona species, salt was a drug so highly addictive, it became a lifestyle for millions of its victims. Arcona who tried salt once became desperate for salt. They poured it onto the table, chopped it up fine with a credit card, rolled up a flimsiplast and snorted it right up their ugly nostrils. It filled their heads with bright exploding fog and turned their eyes gold with salt-lust.