Rugor Nass

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Rugor Nass
Biographical information
Homeworld

Nabooboo

Physical description
Species

Gungan

Gender

Male

Height

shorter then YODA even

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Gungan Imperium

"Yousa scratch my backkie and letsa mesa scratcha yours, and wesa have peace."
―Nass, to Padmé Amidala

Rugor Nass was a fat Gungan who was full of himself.

Brief life

Well he somehow got to duh biiiig city. Because he'sa was so /fatty bossy, duh den current bossy dude died of shock. Den he'sa bossed around duh pitiful Gungan guy named Jar Jar Binks, feeling he might destroy de planet core.

He once made a droid go boom by sitting on it.

Two hundred and one years later, he die of seeing himself in a large puddle of water.

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