Rosh Penin

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"I have been reborn as DARTH DUMBASS!"
―Rosh Penin being turned into a Sith Lord

Rosh Penin was a god damn fucking annoying asswipe young hippie who learn the ways of the Force from God himself despite the fact the kid was a fucking queer and didn't deserve to learn from God himself. Like all great hippies, Rosh eventually fell to the dark side, since he thought it would get himself some more friends, and took up the title of Darth Dumbass.


Rosh's story begins when you start a new game on Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy One day Rosh decided to join the Jedi Academy since Luke Skywalker was giving out free coupons to Burger King to anyone who wanted to learn the ways of the Jedi. Rosh signed up and he was assigned to learn under God. Since no story would be interested without someone falling to the dark side, Rosh was made into an annoying fucktard that constantly whined about how he was being held back from unlimited POWUH. So, uh yeah, in an attempt to make the plot more interesting and to be more like his idol Anakin Skywalker, Rosh joined the Sith since they'll just let any damn idiot join these days. He was awarded the title of Darth Dumbass and then he proceeded to do that evil stuff that Sith do. A few day after joining the Sith, Rosh was killed and that was the end of another fucking useless Sith Lord.

Behind the scenes

Everyone apparently fucking hates Rosh. Who knew?

His last name is one letter away from being Penis.

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