Robeskin

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"It's a living!"
―A robeskin, doing its job
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A robeskin was a jelly cloth creature worn by the Yuuzhan Vong. Yep, even their clothes were alive. Robeskins ingested nutrients from the wearer's sweat and skin oil. They also ate away at poison and dead cells, helping protect against disease. When you put a robeskin in the washer and dryer, it was magically able to find all your lost socks.

The Yuuzhan Vong hated people who wore fur coats... unless the coats were furry and still alive, in which case they were totally fine with it.