RC-1262 ("Scorch")

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"Hey, Sev, did you hear the one about the clone with a light bulb stuck up his nose? He was lightheaded! Ha! Wocka, wocka, wocka! Let's kill some bugs."

Scorch, clone number RC-1262, was a crazy, wacky, kooky clone trooper who turned wholesale slaughter of Geonosians into a fun activity for his fellow commandos in Delta Squad. Boss and Sev barely put up with him. Scorch was a demolitions expert who loved blowing things up... but his requests to blow things up were often denied. During Delta Squad's mission to Geonosis, Scorch's recommendation to "nuke the whole planet from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" was ignored.

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Scorch's highest moment of service to the Galactic Republic came when he was captured by Trandoshan slavers. He hid a datapad filled with classified military information up his anus, preventing his captors from finding it, an accomplishment for which he won the coveted Christopher Walken Medal. He blew up all of his medals when he retired.