Plo Koon

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Plo Koon
Biographical information
Homeworld

Dorin

Died

19 BBY (16), Cato Neimoidia

Physical description
Species

Kel Dor

Gender

Male

Height

1.88 meters

Hair color

None (excluding pubic hair)

Eye color

Black, with silver irises

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation

Plo Koon was a Kel Dor Jedi who thought that wearing fancy eye goggles and gas mask could make him look like Neo (a Matrix guy he saw in his dreams. [Wait, Jedi don't have dreams]). He was once in the Jedi council but was sacked when he took off his goggles and showed his rotting eyes to Yoda.

Plo Koon was stern but fair. Cruel but honest. A stonehearted bastard but yet still somehow a wise all-caring Jedi. He invented a new kind of Force lightning called Electric Judgment that was supposedly (wink, wink) not of the Dark Side.

He was reportedly killed by his fellow clone pilots. His Delta-7 was ablaze from turbolaser shots before he died.

Legacy

He never had a funeral. (Sob Sob Sob)

See also

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