Pinky (Jedi)

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This article is about The Jedi with a supersoaker. You may be looking for other Pinky's.
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Pinky
Biographical information
Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Affiliation

H2o

"Apparently he used a huge fucking squirt gun.!"
―Goodwood

Pinky was an unconventional Jedi for using a supersoaker instead of a lightsaber in combat. Like other Pinky's he didn't talk much. At one recorded incident at Horn station he defeated a pistoleer named Shoto Eyefire by shooting water in his eyes to extinguish his eyefire and reducing him to a shoto, a blind one at that.

Pinky, indeed the right man for the right job.

Surprise surprise, right in your eyes.
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