Orders

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These orders were commands Clone troopers occasionally use. Some are very rare, and some were never used at all.

Order i

Give the Jedi younglings incomprehensible math homework, then kill them.

Order x^2

You will be asked to kill the Jedi frequently. Get used to it.

Order 0

There are no Jedi. Instead, kill the massive galaxy-wide conspiracy to convince Palpatine that there are Jedi.

Order 000

The Jedi kill you in an act of severe Travissty

Order 1

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order 2

You do not talk about Order 66.

Order π

Circle around the Jedi and kill them.

Order 4

As the Clone Wars increases in length, the probability that you will kill the Jedi approaches one.

Order 6

Kill one Jedi

Order 7

Overthrow your leaders in a massive revolution. Blow up their planet along the way.

Order 9

Kill a wank.

Order 10

Evacuate the area and buy some Pie.

Order 17

Kill the Jedi. Don't kill the Jedi. Try another order.

Order $19.95

Kill the Jedi and charge them for the effort.

Order 22

Beat up the person near you, steal their money, buy a burrito, and bomb the area.

Order 30 (Gay Order)

Play with dolls, kiss a Darth Nerd doll, and give the person near you a big hug.

Order 34

Make porn of killing the Jedi.

Order 36

Go on the HoloNet, download pics of killing the Jedi, and expand it.

Order 42

Don't panic.

Order 43

Egg and bacon.

Order 44

Egg sausage and bacon.

Order 45

Egg and kill the Jedi.

Order 46

Egg bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 47

Egg bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 48

Kill the Jedi bacon sausage and kill the Jedi.

Order 49

Kill the Jedi egg kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon and kill the Jedi.

Order 50

Kill the Jedi sausasge kill the Jedi kill the Jedi bacon kill the Jedi tomato and kill the Jedi.

Order 51

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi egg and kill the Jedi

Order 52

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi

Order 53

Lobster thermidor à crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with a truffle pâte, brandy and with a fried egg on top and kill the Jedi.

Order 54

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi baked beans kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi and kill the Jedi

Order 55

Kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi kill the Jedi...*waitress is drowned out by singing Mandalorians*

Order 65

Main article: Order 65

Drop what you are doing at once, PWN the Supreme Chancellor and give immediate Powah to the Senate.

Order 66

Main article: Order 66

Kill all Jedi.

Order 67

Kill the Jedi you missed last time.

Order 68

If you're still alive keep trying to kill that Jedi.

Order 69

Kriff the Jedi

Order 70

In the event of a Star Wars novel author working to defile and ruin Star Wars continuity, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from any sane individual with a functional brain, GAR commanders will remove this author (Karen Traviss) by lethal force, and her additions to Star Wars canon continuity will be invalidated until hell freezes over.

Order 128

Offer the Jedi cookies.

Order 327

All clone troopers must immediately become stormtroopers, despite this action compromising accuracy and intelligence.

Order 420

All Republic forces must immediately stop what they're doing and plant some special seeds.

Order 555

Accept bribes from a Jedi.

Order 586 (Project Munchy)

Go to all planets and steal Dorritos, Cheetos, and Lays.

Order 666

Kill More than all the Jedi.

Order 1138

Kiss Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1557

Kick Darth Lucas' ass.

Order 1789

Kill Darth Lucas' ass. (If you can, if you cannot do it execute order 126324730978456593653475936.)

Order 90210

Kill Mace Windu, Quinlan Vos, and everyone else until the Jedi are all rich white "teenagers" who remember when Coruscant was all orange groves.

Order 126324730978456593653475936

Kill yourself.

Order 999999999999999999999999999999999

Kill your pants.