Nabooboo

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Nabooboo
Astrographical
Region

Mid Rim

Sector

Chomsky Sector

System

Naboo system

Suns

Nabooboo (sun)

Moons
Rotation period

26 hours (DS9!)

Orbital period

312 days

Physical
Class

Terrestrial, with high and low-class areas

Diameter

12,120 km

Atmosphere

Oxygen mix, some Gungan fart gases

Climate

Cosmopolitan, pastoral, or swampy mudhole

Gravity

Standard

Primary terrain
  • Cliffs
  • Continents
  • Forests
  • Grassy plains
  • Hills
  • Islands
  • Oceans
  • Swamps
  • Pretty standard, really
Surface water

Oceans

Societal
Native species
Immigrated species
Official language
Population

600 million

Major cities
  • Theed (capital)
  • Otoh Gunga (unofficial Gungan capital)
  • Keren
  • Spinnaker
  • Vis
  • Moenia
  • Venice
Major exports
  • Evil people
  • Annoying people
  • Processed foods (i.e., Gungans)
Affiliation

Nabooboo was a small and insignificant planet where most of the galaxy's dead, stupid, or evil people came from. It was the homeworld of Padmé Amidala (dead), Sio Bibble (stupid), and Darth Sidious (evil). Other notable individuals from Nabooboo included Pankaka, Pooja Majooja, Jar Jar Binkies and Count Dookie. Natives of Nabooboo (called "the Nabooboonu") were known to practice unusual rituals and elect completely trustworthy politicians to high office. Gungans were also a native species, a fact for which other Nabooboonu are constantly being called to apologize.

Nabooboo was eventually destroyed for having a stupid name by the New Republic. What Luke Skywalker didn't know when he blasted it into oblivion was that all his Jedi Trainees where on holiday there. Stupid wimpy Wormie.

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