Moldy Crow

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"What does God need with a starship?"
James T. Kirk

The Moldy Crow was Kyle Katarn's personal starship. And sometimes Jan Ors' ship. I think maybe they were both listed as owners on the title. They also shared a starship insurance policy. Following Star Wars tradition that all cool characters have a hunk-of-junk ship that somehow manages to be awesome, the Moldy Crow managed to outmaneuver TIE fighters and TIE interceptors despite unreliable engines and a total mass of 150 tons. In fact, the ship drew all of its power and maneuverability directly from Kyle Katarn's awesomeness. More than that, if anyone besides Kyle Katarn or Jan Ors (who absorbed some of his awesomeness during relations) ever attempted to use the Moldy Crow, it could not get off the ground.

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