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Planet of origin

Alpheridies (moved in)

Height of average adult

1.8 m

Skin color


Eye color

Empty sockets, ick


No eyes, inherent Force sight

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"You have paid the price for your lack of vision!"
"I... wow. Really? You're going after my disability? Dude. Not cool.
Palpatine taunts a Miraluka

The Miraluka were a Force-sensitive species, mostly Human-looking, except for their lack of eyes. Physically, they were blind, but they could see through the Force... or so they claimed. *crash* Um, the hell? Are you OK, sir? You need some help? Need an ambulance? All right. Funny thing about the Miraluka is that they still had vestigial eye sockets, just no eyes. Ugly. So in polite society they had to cover their eyes or gross everybody out.

Anyway, the Miraluka's near-legendary ability of Force sight made them feared and respected throughout the— *crash, bang, clang, tumble!* Sorry, just a second. Sir? That's the pantry closet. Yeah. The front door's around the bar and down the hall. Right, so as I was saying, the Miraluka possessed a Force sight that supposedly gave them the ability to see the "aura" of people; they could instantly tell if a person was a Jedi or a Sith just by looking.

Famous Miraluka included Jerec, the evil archenemy of Kyle Katarn, and Visas Marr, the traveling companion and probably lover of the Jedi Exile, as well as— *scrack!* My vase! Hey, my grandmother gave that to me. It's got a lot of sentimental value.

Well, anyway, I lost my train of thought, but I guess the point is, Visas Marr was kinda hot.