Mercenary

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"Kicker of ass, leaver of footprint on aforementioned ass."
―Mercenary motto
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A mercenary was any being who hired out their services as ass-kickers to anyone willing to shell out the cash. As a rule, mercs would work with anyone, be they galactic governments, criminal organizations, or insurgent forces. Some species and cultures devote their entire being to serve in such capacities, examples include the Mandalorians, the Echani, and Rodians.

This guy wanted to be a mercenary at some point, but he failed to pass the exam because he couldn't spell mercenary right.