Malla

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wonder what her vag looks like?
Malla
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kashyyyk

Physical description
Species

Wookiee

Gender

Female

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known apprentices

Chewbacca

Malla was an offensive 1950s housewife stereotype who regretfully starred in the Star Wars Holiday Special as Chewbacca's "wife".

During the Revolt of the Rebel Scum there was some debate over whether Malla was involved in peddling bootlegged Turdish pornography due to her desperate housewookiee profession. However, it was decided by the Imperial justice system that she simply didn't have enough personality to be a star of any kind.


Behind the Scenes

Malla is noteworthy for having questionably validated the Star Wars Holiday Special as a Wookiee gender-identification tool, seeing as she is the only Wookiee to be confirmed as female (in general they're too hairy to distinguish, and even Wookiees have to gamble when starting something). Admittedly, Wookiee Goldberg was another candidate, but had some questionable anatomical features.