Malastare

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Malastare
Astrographical
Region

Mid Rim

Sector

Dustig Sector

System

Malastare system

Suns

Striar (?)

Moons

2

Rotation period

26 hours (DS9!)

Orbital period

201 days

Physical
Class

Terrestrial

Diameter

18,880 km

Atmosphere

Oxygen mix, methane smell

Climate

All over the place, but no arctic

Gravity

1.56 standard (yikes!)

Primary terrain
  • Deserts
  • Forests
  • Jungles
  • Methane lakes
  • Mountains
  • Podracing tracks
  • Swamps
Societal
Native species
Immigrated species

Freakin' Zillo Beasts

Official language
Population

2 billion

Major cities
  • Pixelito (capital)
Major exports
  • Fuel
  • Podracing
Affiliation
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Malastare.

Malastare was the homeworld of the Dugs and the Zillo Beasts. Clearly, somebody in the Star Wars universe screwed up, because Malastare actually had multiple environments. It had jungles, swamps, deserts, mountains, forests, wastelands, and lots of podracing tracks. It also had half again standard gravity, but for some reason nobody ever commented on it, and Jedi could still jump as far as they wanted, and R2-D2 could still fly with no problem.

Even though Malastare was the Dug homeworld, it was represented in the Galactic Republic by the Gran, who had sent a few colonists there and screwed over the indigenous population. The Republic was tasked with overseeing the settlement between the two species... and promptly sided with the Gran, because bribes.

Malastare's most valuable export was fuel. They had plenty. (They actually had methane lakes. Great fishing on a methane lake, but there's always some jerk who tries lighting up a cigarette and kills everybody.) During the Clone Wars, the Republic and the Confederacy fought a battle over possession of Malastare's fuel reserves, but in the middle of a perfectly reasonable battle, a Zillo Beast appeared and started rampaging all over the place.