Lobot

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Lobot
Biographical information
Homeworld

Bespin

Born

c. 37 BBY

Died

6 ABY

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

1.75 m

Hair color

Very, very bald

Eye color

Blue

Cybernetics

Borg Construct Aj^6

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known masters
Known apprentices

A bunch of Ugnaughts

"..."
―Lobot, in a talkative mood

Lobot was a lovable, huggable human male cyborg who worked as an aide to Lando Calrissian in Cloud City on Bespin.

Lobot was fitted with an expensive Borg Construct Aj^6 implant, with the optional Locutus upgrade. This gave him immense powers of computation and the ability to interface with Cloud City computers, as well as killing his soul. He was originally assigned to work for Lando as part of his community service, but then stayed on because of the ready availability of glistening disco dance halls and Lando's sloppy seconds. He was an outgoing, talkative fellow who always seemed to clam up when the cameras were pointed at him.

Lobot was the epitome of reliability... except when somebody hacked into his cybernetic implant and turned him into a homicidal maniac, of course, but to be fair, that's only happened six, seven times... eight at the most. He joined with lando's butter job, resulting in them both dying in superheated butter.

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