Lightsaber bow

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The lightsaber bow, preferred weapon of wispy, bare-chested Jedi boys

The lightsaber bow was a flamboyant lightsaber variant that was used by only the most fabulous, whisper-thin, willowy, dreamy-faced Jedi. Mostly boys. Regular use of the lightsaber bow worked the upper body muscles, resulting in ripped abs and well-formed pecs. Unfortunately, the lightsaber bow required a steady supply of lightsabers to shoot, so they weren't very practical. But, hey, it was better than using that wimpy-assed "Force throw." Lightsaber bow users laughed at Force throw users when they passed each other at the Jedi Temple.

Cin Drallig was the undisputed master of the lightsaber bow and posed for many Lightsaber Bowman of the Month calendars. This, however, did not help him in his fight against Darth Vader.

Update: Oh good fucking grief!!! Leave it to The Clone Wars to take a Darthipedia article seriously...