Kshyy vine

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«See this here vine? It's stronger than durasteel. Now hold still...»
―A Wookiee, about to nookie a victim

The kshyy vine was one of many flora from the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk; this plant lent its name to the planet it inhabited. Immensely strong, it was used in just about everything from construction to Wookiee-Nookie, wherein extreme fetishists would tie one another up so as to increase the excitement.