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Ben: "Dad, what's Kriff?"
Luke: "Well son... remember our trip to Endor. Yeah, that wasn't palpy's ghost"
— Luke skywalker giving his son 'the talk'

To kriff was to have relations. It was a wonderful word, as it could be used to refer to motherkriffer, sisterkriffer, bantha-kriffer, bugkriffer or, for a double-profanity, sithkriffer. When a Sith and a sithkriffer got together, they would have sithspawn. A very common user of the word kriff was Mara Jade.

"Kriff! Kriff! Kriff!"
―Mara, on numerous occasions
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Kriff.