Krelman

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"Ooh, brain freeze, brain freeze!"
"What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head."
―Krelman

Krelman was a lonely little man who hung out in the Tatooine cantina. He was in love with Ackmena for some reason. A large hole in his head, concealed by his graying hair, allowed him to eat, drink and excrete. Unfortunately, however, Krelman was often arrested for vagrancy, and during his jail time, his fellow inmates made a very different use of his skull cavity. Krelman does not speak of it.

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