Kel Dor

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Kel Dor
Planet of origin


Height of average adult

1.8 m

Skin color

Tan, red


Must wear masks to protect them from the purity and goodness of oxygen, physically burned by touching a crucifix

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Kel Dor.

Kel Dors were hideous, disgusting, open-nosed, veiny-headed monsters whose souls were as withered as their bulbous ear-sacs. Somehow, they managed to convince other sentient races in the galaxy that they were merely stern and logical, but in fact the entire race was demonically devoted to murder and death.

Skeletor's original name was Keldor... coincidence?! NO!

While the Galactic Republic waged the Clone Wars, while the Galactic Empire fought a bloody Galactic Civil War... the Kel Dors watched... and waited... drawing their sinister plans against the lot of them. Plo Koon, the so-called Jedi Master, was merely their advance scout. Someday, yes, someday very soon, the entire galaxy will feel the sting of the Kel Dor's Electric Judgment. Muahahahahahahahahaha!!