K'Kruhk

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K'Kruhk
Biographical information
Born

When he found the hat

Died

Never

Physical description
Species

Whipid

Gender

Male

Height

Perfect

Hair color

Graying

Eye color

Frightening

Cybernetics

None

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

All

Affiliation

Himself, His hat

Known masters

His hat

Known apprentices

Worshipers of his hat

Meeting The Hat

"If you say one more word about my hat I'll bash your head in!"
―K'Kruhk on a normal day

K'Kruhk was the owner of that sexily freaken sweet hat that made him invisible invincible. (DUH)With this hat he became the major PWN3R of his era.

Despite their bitch fight, Yoda and K'Kruhk were shitty great friends, and laughed all week about enjoyed toruturing Yoda's Bitch. They sat back and laughed as Windu endured seemingly endless hours of Wookie-Nookie. Strangely enough, Windu liked it.

Later Life

We're sorry, this article section would seem to imply that K'Kruhk is aging. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, HIS HAT MADE HIM INVINCIBLE! Now get out of here before K'Kruhk's Hat decides to Destroy your planet.