Jolee Bindo

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Jolee "Loony... huh?" Bindo
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25.400 BBY

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Maleconfirmed by Nayama Bindo

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Hell, all of 'em

"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait, uh, what was this about, anyway?"
―Jolee Bindo

Jolee Bindo, also called Crazy Old Fart, was an insane old dude. He hung out with Darth Revan and his motley crew of gangstas. He was the son-in-law of Bert. His hobbies were annoying young people, crash-landing on planets, and following people to see if they would end up killing him, but no one ever did.(I wish he would have followed Darth Vader, he would of killed him and Destroyed his planet) One day he just disappeared, no one knows what happened, he could have finally figured out that nobody likes him or he could just have followed and annoyed the wrong person or perhaps he crash-landed on a planet and was unable to leave or maybe a huge Rancor ate him.... We really don't know what happened, no one investigated his disappearance and most people hope he'll never return.

It's believed he had a wife. She most likely committed suicide because he annoyed her too much.

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